The Best Divorce Ever

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WOMAN ADMITS TO SLEEPING WITH HUSBAND'S BROTHER. HIS REPLY IS THE BEST THING EVER.

DEAR HUSBAND,

I am writing your this letter to tell you that I am leaving you for good. I have been a good woman for seven years. and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. You boss called to tell me that you had quit your job and that was the last straw.

Last week, when you came you didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, s and went straight to sleep.the meals after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any. Either you are cheating or you don't love me, whatever the case is, I am gone.

If you are trying to find me, don't. Your brother and I are moving away to West Virginia together.

Have a Great Life. Ex-Wife.


Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my life more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for 7 years. although a good woman is a far cry from what you have been. I watched sports so much to try to drown out your .constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice that you had cut off your hair last week, The first thing that came to my mind was, "You just look like a man." My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favourite meal, you must got me confused with MY  BROTHER. I stopped eating port seven years ago. I went to sleep on  you when you had that new negligee, because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my brother had borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning, and the price tag on the negligee was Dollar 49.99.

After all of this I still loved and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit a lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have a fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that is not a problem.

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